building of gold

there's a new attorney in our office. his name is peter noone.
I know it's pronounced "noon" but I've only ever seen it in print and I like to think that he pronounces it "no one". Peter No One. Peter No One, Esq. and his legion of maskless masters of the martial arts. they swing, they sway, and look what they do to litigation. I'm waiting for our next three hires to be named David Enigma, Katherine Numinous, and Cautious Lapplander.

one way or another, I must soon contrive to meet Mr. No One. Mr. No One. I can't get over it. that's so damned cool.

survey

which is funniest:
a. Leonard Cohen
b. Art Garfunkle
c. Will Oldham?

that is, if you were going to tell a joke that required a random famous person's name to be inserted somewhere, which of the above would you use?