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omnichron man
Aug. 22nd, 2003 10:58 amyou've probably got 10,000 of these in your head
yeah...the one where I become omniscient and retroactively insert Paul Reiser into every film ever made, but only in bit parts, is another favorite.
the story ends with the world eventually going insane from the ensuing subliminal annoyance. in the end, the argent missiles start to fly fly fly and the only ones left after the atomic dust clears are me and paul.
it is then revealed that I have unknowingly been satan all along using myself and paul's image to destroy god's green earth. paul explains that he *is* god's green earth personified and that he's manipulated satan into manipulating me in order to cleanse away all the humans and clear the slate for evolution's next foray into civilization building: the raccoons.
that's the first third of the story. the rest is a utopian fantasy about the raccoon approach to arts, sciences, and sports. will they invent television or not? will a raccoon paul reiser someday appear on the scene? only the pussycats know for sure.
yeah...the one where I become omniscient and retroactively insert Paul Reiser into every film ever made, but only in bit parts, is another favorite.
the story ends with the world eventually going insane from the ensuing subliminal annoyance. in the end, the argent missiles start to fly fly fly and the only ones left after the atomic dust clears are me and paul.
it is then revealed that I have unknowingly been satan all along using myself and paul's image to destroy god's green earth. paul explains that he *is* god's green earth personified and that he's manipulated satan into manipulating me in order to cleanse away all the humans and clear the slate for evolution's next foray into civilization building: the raccoons.
that's the first third of the story. the rest is a utopian fantasy about the raccoon approach to arts, sciences, and sports. will they invent television or not? will a raccoon paul reiser someday appear on the scene? only the pussycats know for sure.
