challenge (or koan)
Sep. 11th, 2003 03:38 pmthere's this roadtrip game that morris taught me called Fuck-Marry-Kill. someone gives you a list of three names and you have to pick one that you'd fuck once, one that you'd marry (but it's a sexless marriage), and one that you'd kill.
this is an relatively easy game in cases like:
roger moore, sean connery, george lazenby
(fuck sean connery, marry george lazenby, kill roger moore...duh)
or tom baker, peter davidson, colin baker
(this will be left as an exercise for the reader)
it gets a little more challenging in cases like:
lucy liu, cameron diaz, drew barrymore
(there is no "right" answer to that one...it's really comes down to taste.)
there are even more challenging ones:
mr rogers, carl sagan, your grandmother
or
a german shepherd, a collie, a golden retriever
or
jesus, the buddha, lao-tzu
(morris "solved" that last one by killing the buddha ("if you meet me in a club, kill me"))
but I think the last few days have given rise to the worst one yet:
leni riefenstahl, warren zevon, edward teller
I am at a loss.
this is an relatively easy game in cases like:
roger moore, sean connery, george lazenby
(fuck sean connery, marry george lazenby, kill roger moore...duh)
or tom baker, peter davidson, colin baker
(this will be left as an exercise for the reader)
it gets a little more challenging in cases like:
lucy liu, cameron diaz, drew barrymore
(there is no "right" answer to that one...it's really comes down to taste.)
there are even more challenging ones:
mr rogers, carl sagan, your grandmother
or
a german shepherd, a collie, a golden retriever
or
jesus, the buddha, lao-tzu
(morris "solved" that last one by killing the buddha ("if you meet me in a club, kill me"))
but I think the last few days have given rise to the worst one yet:
leni riefenstahl, warren zevon, edward teller
I am at a loss.