seemed fun

Two Words:

1. Explain what ended your last relationship.
traded up

2. When was the last time you shaved?
saturday afternoon

3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
swallowing phlegm

4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
underwriting loans

5. Are you any good at math?
moderately so

6. Your prom night?
stayed home

7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
probably not

8. Have you had to take a loan out for school?
not lately

9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
fuck off

10. Last thing received in the mail?
credit card

11. How many different beverages have you had today?
juice, soda

12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
as needed

13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
shippensburg fair

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
no - pyramids

15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
student dentist

16. What is out your back door?
dirty dirty

17. Any plans for Friday night?
thankfully no

18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
very much

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
in May

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
at 13

21. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
two weeks

22. Some things you are excited about?
quitting job

23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
rusty nails

24. Describe your keychain(s)?
pared down

25. Where do you keep your change?
my ass

26. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
define "large"

27. What kind of winter coat do you own?
don't. seattle.

28. What was the weather like on your graduation day?
too hungover

29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
sometimes. depends.

divisi in tres partes

I came to me in the shower this morning that there are three types of people in the world:

--those who downshift to accelerate
--those who downshift to decelerate
--those who regularly use the word "daft" in their day-to-day speech

[Poll #837941]