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things which might be potentially worth keeping in mind
1. never draw to an inside straight.
2. did you ever see a cat skeleton in a tree?
3. never get engaged to anyone you met while on Ecstasy.
4. nothing is too heavy to be knocked on its ass.
5. when you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
6. even a broken clock is right twice a day.
6b. unless it's 10 minutes fast, in which case, it's simply never right but might still potentially be useful.
7. anyone who lets someone named Crazy Ellen touch their kundalini deserves anything they get.
8. you can fit an infinte amount of items into a finite amount of space by taking them out and putting them back in repeatedly.
8b. ...but it could take a while.
9. if someone spends a lot of time telling you what assholes all their neighbors are, chances are there's only one asshole in the neighborhood.
10. the bad thing about borrowing against the future is that sometimes the future never happens.
10b. the good thing about borrowing against the future is that sometimes the future never happens.
11. never leave the country to go on a date. especially if your destination is Victoria.
12. Why look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of
me, you would play upon me, you would seem to know my stops,
you would pluck out the hart of my mystery, you would sound me
from my lowest note to my compass, and there is much music
excellent voice in this little organ, yet cannot you make it speak, s'bloud
do you think I am easier to be plaid on then a pipe, call me what
instrument you will, though you fret me not, you cannot play upon me.
2. did you ever see a cat skeleton in a tree?
3. never get engaged to anyone you met while on Ecstasy.
4. nothing is too heavy to be knocked on its ass.
5. when you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
6. even a broken clock is right twice a day.
6b. unless it's 10 minutes fast, in which case, it's simply never right but might still potentially be useful.
7. anyone who lets someone named Crazy Ellen touch their kundalini deserves anything they get.
8. you can fit an infinte amount of items into a finite amount of space by taking them out and putting them back in repeatedly.
8b. ...but it could take a while.
9. if someone spends a lot of time telling you what assholes all their neighbors are, chances are there's only one asshole in the neighborhood.
10. the bad thing about borrowing against the future is that sometimes the future never happens.
10b. the good thing about borrowing against the future is that sometimes the future never happens.
11. never leave the country to go on a date. especially if your destination is Victoria.
12. Why look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of
me, you would play upon me, you would seem to know my stops,
you would pluck out the hart of my mystery, you would sound me
from my lowest note to my compass, and there is much music
excellent voice in this little organ, yet cannot you make it speak, s'bloud
do you think I am easier to be plaid on then a pipe, call me what
instrument you will, though you fret me not, you cannot play upon me.
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