things I learned from that fantastic four/silver surfer movie

[glaucon]

--people are wankers.
--people who give a shit about wedding planning and related crap are big wankers.
--you should buy a Dodge.
--extraordinary rendition and torture of prisoners are bad.
--surfing is cool.
--corporate sponsorships are a good way to fund your research.
--jesus died for your sins. yay jesus.
--families don't have to be normal, as long as everyone involved is a complete tool.

Comments

[twistedncynical.livejournal.com]

Did you *pay* to torment yourself with this appalling piece of shite?

[glaucon.livejournal.com]

somehow, I think I'm still paying.

[twistedncynical.livejournal.com]

Forever and ever. Amen.