xtingu: (asteroids)

[personal profile] xtingu 2009-01-09 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
If I felt like creating an account for that site, I would post something like, "Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual population; Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it, you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians. I swear to God."

[identity profile] alice-at-night.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Many of the birds also have swollen feet"
me too. must be the acid.