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glauconI just received a piece of spam that said I could "achieve the best sex [I] most likely have ever had".
most likely?
what, they're not sure?
they're not even going to pretend to be sure?
if I'm going to get screwed out of $49.95 for some online snake oil, I damned well want to be screwed by someone whose lies are little more bombastic than that.
I'm talking:
"your penis will blot out the sun!"
"the congregation will all praise your glorious red erection"
"kebob's your uncle!"
kind of stuff.
jesus.
most likely?
what, they're not sure?
they're not even going to pretend to be sure?
if I'm going to get screwed out of $49.95 for some online snake oil, I damned well want to be screwed by someone whose lies are little more bombastic than that.
I'm talking:
"your penis will blot out the sun!"
"the congregation will all praise your glorious red erection"
"kebob's your uncle!"
kind of stuff.
jesus.
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Re: kebobs
Date: 2003-11-12 10:31 pm (UTC)