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glauconI just received a piece of spam that said I could "achieve the best sex [I] most likely have ever had".
most likely?
what, they're not sure?
they're not even going to pretend to be sure?
if I'm going to get screwed out of $49.95 for some online snake oil, I damned well want to be screwed by someone whose lies are little more bombastic than that.
I'm talking:
"your penis will blot out the sun!"
"the congregation will all praise your glorious red erection"
"kebob's your uncle!"
kind of stuff.
jesus.
most likely?
what, they're not sure?
they're not even going to pretend to be sure?
if I'm going to get screwed out of $49.95 for some online snake oil, I damned well want to be screwed by someone whose lies are little more bombastic than that.
I'm talking:
"your penis will blot out the sun!"
"the congregation will all praise your glorious red erection"
"kebob's your uncle!"
kind of stuff.
jesus.
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Glory, glory, glory
Date: 2003-11-13 09:01 am (UTC)Did you consider THAT might well be the outstanding screwing that fulfills their bloated promise?
Say, is "glorious red erection" commonly bandied about? When my brother was little, he thought that's what the priest was actually saying, so it's been a family joke ever since. But perhaps I would be foolish to believe it's a joke shared by so few people.
Re: Glory, glory, glory
Date: 2003-11-13 09:26 am (UTC)I couldn't remember who had told me that story.
no, it's not commonly bandied about.
I got it indirectly from your brother.
you told me that story like...85 years ago and it just stuck in my head.