things I learned from that fantastic four/silver surfer movie

[glaucon]

--people are wankers.
--people who give a shit about wedding planning and related crap are big wankers.
--you should buy a Dodge.
--extraordinary rendition and torture of prisoners are bad.
--surfing is cool.
--corporate sponsorships are a good way to fund your research.
--jesus died for your sins. yay jesus.
--families don't have to be normal, as long as everyone involved is a complete tool.

Comments

[bcstillman.livejournal.com]

Was it Jesus who was coming from space to eat the planet?

[glaucon.livejournal.com]

no, that was god.

[arguchik.livejournal.com]

--jesus died for your sins. yay jesus.

sucker.

[twistedncynical.livejournal.com]

Did you *pay* to torment yourself with this appalling piece of shite?

[glaucon.livejournal.com]

somehow, I think I'm still paying.

[twistedncynical.livejournal.com]

Forever and ever. Amen.

[ms-violet.livejournal.com]

Somewhere, at some point, there was the sound of your voice saying, "yeah, let's go see that Fantastic Four movie. I don't give a fuck."