is it real or is it the onion (pt. x in a series)

[glaucon]

I just saw a yahoo headline that said "Dow skyrockets nearly 400 points amid economic optimism".

at first, I took it about as seriously as the UW Daily story today about the university gearing up to fight Voldemort.

then I realized it wasn't an april fools joke, and I still take it about that seriously.

economic WHAT?

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[glaucon.livejournal.com]

nothing for the short-sellers to be too pessimistic about.

heh.

heh heh.

ha.